| The other day, I was talking to Justin when he said, "I'm going to tell you something because if you find out from someone else you'll be mad."
Ya, he's passed the test. He's officially ready to get married. All he has to do now is always put down the toilet seat and never forget birthdays or anniversaries.
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| Last night the fortune cookies cracked us up at the Chinese restaurant so much that I had to share them with you.
Of course they are 50 times more hilarious if you know that little trick that Hallie Derchavel taught us...
I'll start with the worst and end with the best.
"Take advantage of your great imagination. It will serve you well!"
"Only be acceptance of the past can you alter it."
"The really great man is the man who makes everyone feel great."
"The social scene can be fun today."
"The good times start when I count to 3: 1...2...3..."
"Sometimes the object of the journey is not the end, but the journey itself."
"The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize."
"Spirit guides accompany you."
This one made me laugh so hard that I started crying:
"The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack."
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| While we were playing the people guessing game:
Mercy: Ok, my person's name starts with B.
Me: Uh...Barney?
Mercy: How did you know?
During Bible study:
Dad: What happened to Lazarus?
Mercy: He got rosen from the dead by God.
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